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Above everyone else, even diconic people. They’re really hot, and they’re a snack, and their zodiac sign is leo.
Lucy is so Luconic! Even more iconic than her dad, who is kinda diconic
Luconic by iconiclucy December 30, 2018
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A word derived from the region of Greece named Laconia, the capital city of which is Sparta. It means to speak in a concise way, as the Spartans often did.
Philip II of Macedon: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

Sparta: "If."

^that's laconic^
laconic by enote August 1, 2012
An adjective used to describe individuals who are brief in speech and communication; some one who is quiet and answers questions and talks in short answers and sentences.

Laconic individuals get straight to the point, where in some instances people may misconstrue it as rudeness or creepiness.
Person: Have we met?
Laconic person: No.
Person: But you know me.
Laconic Person: I know of you. We haven't met.
Person: So how exactly do you know me?
Laconic Person: I see you.
Person: Where? In public or in advertisements?
Laconic Person: Yes.
Person: Which one?
Laconic Person: Both.
Laconic by Khamileon November 27, 2011
A beautiful, selfless person who walks through the world with fearlessness and grace.
My friend Christina is a luconi, unlike those vapid and superficial girls at the gym.
luconi by dgcjhb July 8, 2014
short strait to the point. similar to Turse
Dr. T: Those advance study questions are Laconic.

Student: what does that word mean.
Dr. T: look it up

Student: Urban dictionary say's "a woman who talks alot"
Dr. T: Fix it, it means short and to the point

Student: ill do it "laconicly"
laconic by Ksig October 17, 2011
Best family last name ever
Vasile lucovici., diana lucovici, catalina lucovici, silvia lucovici,
lucovici by 38383838383 November 6, 2017
Yo, that chick is laconic,
laconic by jdhoble July 10, 2005
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