A word derived from the region of Greece named Laconia, the capital city of which is Sparta. It means to speak in a concise way, as the Spartans often did.
Philip II of Macedon: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."
Sparta: "If."
^that's laconic^
Sparta: "If."
^that's laconic^
by enote August 01, 2012
Get the laconicmug. Dr. T: Those advance study questions are Laconic.
Student: what does that word mean.
Dr. T: look it up
Student: Urban dictionary say's "a woman who talks alot"
Dr. T: Fix it, it means short and to the point
Student: ill do it "laconicly"
Student: what does that word mean.
Dr. T: look it up
Student: Urban dictionary say's "a woman who talks alot"
Dr. T: Fix it, it means short and to the point
Student: ill do it "laconicly"
by Ksig October 17, 2011
Get the laconicmug. 
An adjective used to describe individuals who are brief in speech and communication; some one who is quiet and answers questions and talks in short answers and sentences.
Laconic individuals get straight to the point, where in some instances people may misconstrue it as rudeness or creepiness.
Laconic individuals get straight to the point, where in some instances people may misconstrue it as rudeness or creepiness.
Person: Have we met?
Laconic person: No.
Person: But you know me.
Laconic Person: I know of you. We haven't met.
Person: So how exactly do you know me?
Laconic Person: I see you.
Person: Where? In public or in advertisements?
Laconic Person: Yes.
Person: Which one?
Laconic Person: Both.
Laconic person: No.
Person: But you know me.
Laconic Person: I know of you. We haven't met.
Person: So how exactly do you know me?
Laconic Person: I see you.
Person: Where? In public or in advertisements?
Laconic Person: Yes.
Person: Which one?
Laconic Person: Both.
by Khamileon November 27, 2011
Get the Laconicmug. by Smocko September 19, 2004
Get the laconmug. A Liam lacon is a frail slim boy that goes around breaking things in his hometown, a Liam lacon would usually be seen wearing Lonsdale track suits and puma trainers, either accompanied with an addicted jumper or a leather jacket.
by A Liam Lacon June 12, 2016
Get the A LIAM LACONmug. Pronounced "lay-kon"
To be laying on the floor with an inordinate amount of semen covering you. Often coming from multiple men.
It is believed the term originated from homosexuals in Victorian England who felt they had to be secretive in their discussions. The term apparently derives from having a "lake on" you.... as in a lake of jizz.
To be laying on the floor with an inordinate amount of semen covering you. Often coming from multiple men.
It is believed the term originated from homosexuals in Victorian England who felt they had to be secretive in their discussions. The term apparently derives from having a "lake on" you.... as in a lake of jizz.
One of his favourite activities to humiliate himself was to Lacon
He loved the feeling of all the different jizz in every orifice when he laconed
He loved the feeling of all the different jizz in every orifice when he laconed
by TheGreenKing December 11, 2024
Get the Laconmug.