A word derived from the region of Greece named Laconia, the capital city of which is Sparta. It means to speak in a concise way, as the Spartans often did.
Philip II of Macedon: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

Sparta: "If."

^that's laconic^
by enote March 16, 2012
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short strait to the point. similar to Turse
Dr. T: Those advance study questions are Laconic.

Student: what does that word mean.
Dr. T: look it up

Student: Urban dictionary say's "a woman who talks alot"
Dr. T: Fix it, it means short and to the point

Student: ill do it "laconicly"
by Ksig October 17, 2011
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An adjective used to describe individuals who are brief in speech and communication; some one who is quiet and answers questions and talks in short answers and sentences.

Laconic individuals get straight to the point, where in some instances people may misconstrue it as rudeness or creepiness.
Person: Have we met?
Laconic person: No.
Person: But you know me.
Laconic Person: I know of you. We haven't met.
Person: So how exactly do you know me?
Laconic Person: I see you.
Person: Where? In public or in advertisements?
Laconic Person: Yes.
Person: Which one?
Laconic Person: Both.
by Khamileon June 7, 2011
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A verb, the act of speaking laconically.
"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.
by Smocko September 19, 2004
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A Liam lacon is a frail slim boy that goes around breaking things in his hometown, a Liam lacon would usually be seen wearing Lonsdale track suits and puma trainers, either accompanied with an addicted jumper or a leather jacket.
"Did you see A LIAM LACON last night? He was breaking my plant pot"
by A Liam Lacon April 13, 2016
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Lacon is a very kind and loving person. he love’s to give jokes and try to make people happy all the time, he try’s his best at everything he does and try to make it perfect, be wary not to get on his bad side tho
Lacon is good
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