A cuck is a man whose wife sleeps with other men.
A nugget is a man who has no limbs.
A cucknugget is a man whose wife sleeps with other men, and cannot physically stop her from doing so because he has no arms or legs.
The cucknugget shed a single tear, his limbless torso propped up against the sofa, forced to watch his wife being passionately pounded by the strapping young man.
Lumpnugget; To be lazy or not have motivation. Someone who has no energy or doesn’t want to engage in any activity, physical or mental. Also can be used to insult someone for not putting effort towards a task, or can insult someone for being a lousy individual. (Meanie, Careless, Jerk, Idiot, Unintelligent, etc.)
1. Don’t talk to him, he’s a Lumpnugget and cares for no one but himself.
2. I don’t like to be around people who act like Lumpnuggets.
3. Omg I acted like such a Lumpnugget over the weekend! I did absolutely nothing!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!