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Cucknugget 

A cuck is a man whose wife sleeps with other men.
A nugget is a man who has no limbs.

A cucknugget is a man whose wife sleeps with other men, and cannot physically stop her from doing so because he has no arms or legs.
The cucknugget shed a single tear, his limbless torso propped up against the sofa, forced to watch his wife being passionately pounded by the strapping young man.
Cucknugget by Lokaris May 30, 2016
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fucknugget 

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.
Your dad is such a fucknugget.
fucknugget by josh February 15, 2003

fucknugget 

Fucknugget: referring to someone who is a complete and total idiot. i.e someone who doesnt get the point when trying to explain something to them.
ex. Wilson, you are such a fucknugget, shut up and listen.
fucknugget by PoPoGonnaGetYou September 16, 2005

Cuntnugget 

i was gonna eat her out but there was a big cuntnugget in there
Cuntnugget by ahabingnag January 29, 2008

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

fucknugget 

a person who has neither legs or arms and is used purely for sexual gratification, the person usually resembles a small nugget with a head
hey dave heard you made it last night with that disabled chick.
yeah man that fucknugget was an animal
fucknugget by fucknugget4life September 24, 2011

cuntnugget 

a derogatory term used to refer to an annoying, bitchy, or otherwise unfavorably viewed person, which compares the referent to a piece of dried period blood, cum (male or female) or some other refuse found in an unclean vaginal cavity, or on the surrounding labia
"{something bitchy or annoying}"

"Shut the fuck up you dumb cuntnugget!!"
cuntnugget by sirgillius March 1, 2010