Lowgic 

A statement that contains logic but that's so stupidly simplistic as to be pointless. See also nogic.

Steve: "I'm going to get rid of my car and save £300/month"
Kev: "Right that's lowgical, how you going to get to work to earn the money you're going to save dickhead?"

Steve: "We pay £6.8bn a year to the EU, so we're going to leave and save that money"
Kev: "Right that's lowgical, how about Euratom membership and frictionless trade dickhead?"

Lowgic by DHomer April 9, 2021

Cast Away logic 

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.

From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!

Cast Away logic by daywalkz June 2, 2016

Gacha logic 

The weirdest logic you can find

Gacha girl:My bf cheated on me now I have to sing
Everyone watching:Gacha logic

Gacha logic by Kayia online December 22, 2019

Logicality 

Logicality is the ship name of logic and morality from a youtube content creator, Thomas Sanders and his series “sanders sides”

The logicality ship fandom started in thomas sanders’ video “the mind vs. the heart” and “being alone on valentines day”
This is one of the scene that created it all
Morality: we should put our heads together and create a game plan, first we need someone to practice on.
Logic: like who?
Morality:....each other?
Thomas: n..no..no..

The rest of the fanders who already shipped them: *all hell broke loose*

Logicality by MissSmiley14 June 7, 2018

Lau Logic 

The use of little to absolutely no logic when doing things.

1) "If you torrent a game, no one losses money"
"Don't use Lau Logic..."

"Dude, I need a new phone cuz the one I bought last week is outdated"
"Lau Logic"

Lau Logic by HuniPark April 22, 2013

avetard logic 

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.

The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.

avetard logic by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019

Logicality 

The reason most in the Thomas Sanders community live.

Person 1: logicality is so cute!

Person 2: wtf is that?

Person 1: MY WILL TO LIVE AND REASON TO LIVE.

Logicality by Sssssshhhhhiiiitttttt June 10, 2018