Definitions by DHomer

flying the furry kite 

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.

Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite

flying the furry kite by DHomer June 29, 2022

Lowgic 

A statement that contains logic but that's so stupidly simplistic as to be pointless. See also nogic.

Steve: "I'm going to get rid of my car and save £300/month"
Kev: "Right that's lowgical, how you going to get to work to earn the money you're going to save dickhead?"

Steve: "We pay £6.8bn a year to the EU, so we're going to leave and save that money"
Kev: "Right that's lowgical, how about Euratom membership and frictionless trade dickhead?"

Lowgic by DHomer April 9, 2021

vag hound

Someone who can locate woman using only his primitive senses and obtain carnal knowledge of them. See Fanny Rat.

Greg is at it again, he is a right vag hound.

vag hound by DHomer November 15, 2014

phallic victory

1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.

Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.

phallic victory by DHomer November 15, 2014