A small town in the foothills of the Smokey Mountains in which no one knows of unless you live there. The most common thing to do in said small town is to leave via interstate.
"What's a Loudon?"
"I don't know but if you blink you might miss it."
"...and there it goes..."
by Dayhota June 27, 2008
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A small town in East Tennessee that has the greatest football team in high school.
Let's go to Loudon and watch the Redskins kill, massacre, thwart, and destroy the Panthers of Lenoir City
by Mayor91ofLHS March 8, 2011
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A sexual act named after its founder - A Loudon is the process of taking a larger than average anal deposit (shit of the highest calibre) put it in the freezer overnight then use in a similar capacity to that of a dildo (or if you have a motor to handy a vibrator), it can be also used as a term to describe when things go awry
That shit was fit to loudon your mum with

oh whos left this dirty loudon next to my pizza take it out of the fridge and use it already?

oh hes only gone a loudoned it

i've made a right loudon out of this
by Andy Mcnab October 29, 2008
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Denotes a person that has strong sexual feelings towards clergymen, particularly the pope.

Most commonly a supporter of Glasgow Celtic F.C.

A dirty little taig that loves potatoes and steals clothes from the washing lines of more fortunate people.
He is a proper Loudon so he is, he kissed the pope on the ring (arsehole).
by Willy Pand March 24, 2009
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One of the messiest dumps in East Tennessee. It is home to 4 major hicktowns, Lenoir City, Loudon, Philadelphia, and Greenback. The inhabitants of this shithole are very ignorant and close minded. Mainly Republican and White, they are intolerant to everything but country music, NASCAR and some Rocky Top football. Loudon County has a VERY high teen pregnancy rate, yet none of these filthy whores ever grow up to do anything productive but bitch, complain, and reap child support. Mexicans, and Hispanics cram into Loudon County, draining the fuck out of the economy, while their little children post up in school hallways pretending to be in MS-13. They can afford to max out their Pinto's, as long as they live in 2 Bedroom Apartments and do laundry at the laundromat. There are barely any job opportunities, but maybe there will be once they finish construction on Highway 321. The Crime rate isn't that bad in terms of murder and shootings, but it's pretty bad considering all that at least 40% of this town has a criminal record, while having an African-American population of 2%. The only way to make lots money in Loudon County is to be involved in the drug trade, which is only for poor trash who have nothing to contribute to society other than waste taxpayer money while they sit in Jails and Prison. The public school system isn't that great either. Students' only wishes are to get the hell out of this area as fast as possible. This area has nothing to offer.
Sam: Well, my hopes and dreams have failed me, Might as well settle here in Loudon County, Tennessee

Joey: Yep.
by VoiceOfTruthTN March 25, 2011
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The oldest, crappiest, most redneck piece of shit high school in the Southeast. You should have no reason to ever go there, unless you have a sick desire to contract some sort of chronic mental illness or STD.
"So I passed by an old run-down brothel-"

"Oh you mean Loudon High School"
by Rawrgh July 21, 2008
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A country/blues musician. Lyrical genius who writes honest and heartbreaking songs and then performs them with his nasal voice. Hailed as the new Bob Dylan. Often dismissed as being a spoof writer because of the only song he ever wrote that got him recognition from the masses, Dead Skunk. Misogynist, homophobe, misunderstood, and lots of other cool, manly things; a name attributed to displays of sheer manliness.
Terry: Did you see that guy do a Loudon Wainwright III?

Paul: Do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling UN helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?

Terry: Yeah, that's what I said.
by kerrplunk July 2, 2011
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