Lorton 

1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.

"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."

"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"

Lorton by WBNT May 16, 2007

Lorton 

A hand-rolled cigarette made using Ducthmaster tobacco and shoe box paper, out of desperation for a jack. Called a Lorton because of its origins from Lorton, Virginia instead of The Netherlands.

"Yesterday I rolled a Lorton because I was out of jacks and really wanted a cigarette."

Lorton by Magic Beach Bum July 19, 2009

Lorton Speedball 

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.

Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!

Lorton Speedball by cwalk787 November 13, 2010

LOWER LORTON 

LORTON IS A TOWN IN Virginia with a large hill. BACK IN THE DAY THERE WASN'T MUCH HERE. WE HAD TWO 7/11 STORES. ONE AT THE TOP THIS IS UPPER Lorton. The one at the bottom is Lower Lorton. Also the location of the Lower Potomac Pollution Control Plant.
(Sewage processing) So lower is really lower class because of the smell. There are no high dollar neighborhoods there.

Lower Lorton is appartments. Lower end town homes and a few people who for some reason desided to buy houses there. Im sure the original owner moved out in the early 80s after the plant went online.

While Upper Lorton and the rest of the town is where the better quality of living is located.

Hey man, where are you heading?
Heading through Lower Lorton, why.
Well roll up your windows till you get up the Hill.
Yep, cant wait to get back to Upper Lorton.

Home Sweet Home.
They cant say that about Lower Lorton.
Nothing sweet there.
Well maybe the hot Spanish chics at the grocery store.

They live in Woodbridge not Lower Lorton. Oh good, I'd rather go there to pick them up for a date.
Why man? It smells better there than Lower Lorton. Hahaha

LOWER LORTON by Lorton Rockers January 7, 2022

Louton 

Louton means picnic. However, it can also be a gathering of you and your closest friends. This can be either a sleep over or a general hangout. Everyone wants to be at a louton, a louton is the place to be.

Hey, want to have a louton on Friday?

Louton by okieeeeee November 29, 2016

Lertonipode 

1. The pieces of cereal that get stuck outside of the bag, but inside of the cardboard box, and then get stale and then you have to recycle them even though you know you’re not supposed to recycle cereal.
2. Exclamation of surprise or disgust (often used in plural form)
3. Someone who is not wanted, ruins things, or gets in the way

I had so many lertonipodes in my cereal box this morning!!

Lertonipode by peanutbuttercorn April 24, 2015

Kenny Lofton 

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

Kenny Lofton by Mark April 18, 2005