Louêzing 

An unexpected, unwarranted interruption designed to attack and/or downplay the achievements of an unsuspecting victim.

Alternatively, “louêzing” is also said to apply when the subject attempts to insert propaganda of their progeny in unrelated conversations.

Classic louêzing examples:
“How come?”

“And why do you say that?”
“Oh well that has never happened to me”

“I don’t know how things are done in your house, but in MY house…”
“Everybody loooooves me, by the way my children are perrrrrfect”
“I don’t get it, it’s not funny”

Louêzing by Hawk012017 July 23, 2024

Lopezing 

The act of taking off all of your clothes and sitting on the toilet to take a dump.

Man, I was at Brian's apartment yesterday, and he totally forgot someone was in the bathroom. He opened the door and accidentally caught a glimpse of Jon lopezing

Lopezing by ChBwd May 21, 2009

tai lopezing 

1) Acquiring knowledge through the process of reading a single book every 24 hours, or by any other conventional or non conventional means.
2) The act of owning a Lamborghini and living in the Hollywood hills.
See also: tai lopez

*Man gets knowledge injected into scull*
Ben: What the fuck is he doing?
Nick: That's called tai lopezing.

tai lopezing by tikki_palace March 14, 2018

lopezing 

vibing on a frat couch; being in your feelings; must wear aviators

“oh there he is lopezing again”

lopezing by oanskanzjak June 4, 2018