The act of taking off all of your clothes and sitting on the toilet to take a dump.
Man, I was at Brian's apartment yesterday, and he totally forgot someone was in the bathroom. He opened the door and accidentally caught a glimpse of Jon lopezing
1) Acquiring knowledge through the process of reading a single book every 24 hours, or by any other conventional or non conventional means.
2) The act of owning a Lamborghini and living in the Hollywood hills.
See also: tai lopez
*Man gets knowledge injected into scull*
Ben: What the fuck is he doing?
Nick: That's called tai lopezing.
An unexpected, unwarranted interruption designed to attack and/or downplay the achievements of an unsuspecting victim.
Alternatively, “louêzing” is also said to apply when the subject attempts to insert propaganda of their progeny in unrelated conversations.
Classic louêzing examples:
“How come?”
“And why do you say that?”
“Oh well that has never happened to me”
“I don’t know how things are done in your house, but in MY house…”
“Everybody loooooves me, by the way my children are perrrrrfect”
“I don’t get it, it’s not funny”
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.