Lottos 

A place where lots of Aussies go to enter competitions and win prizes. A meeting place for like-minded compers.

I found out about that competition at Lottos.

Lottos by Tiddalik August 27, 2009

Lotto Noodle 

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

Lotto Noodle by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014

Living the life of a lotto winner 

Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.

She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.

Living the life of a lotto winner by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009

Lottocracy 

Government of the People by People chosen by Lottery.

A theory of government run by people recruited for office via a public lottery system. The lottery system would largely resemble the various systems in place today for choosing jury pools.

There would be no repeat public service required - previous service would be a valid exemption. Holding a position for two terms would be almost impossible. Some individuals would not qualify, just as they would not qualify for jury duty. Some would qualify for a temporary or hardship exemption. Eligibility would be based on age and residency. Citizenship may be required for some posts.

A Lottocracy makes wealth and fund-raising non-issues for a candidate for public office, as we would all be candidates with a more or less equal probability of being chosen.

Additional checks and balances may be required that do not exist in America's system of Democracy. For instance, no single position could hold ultimate power over any individual, group or organization. However, a Lottocracy would be almost free of special interest groups and so-called partisanship. It would also guarantee equal representation - a concept proposed by the founding fathers of the United States, but one sorely lacking in today's government.

Joe Plumber: You know, democracy kind of sucks. People that really want to run for office are probably the people that should never hold office.

Jane Plumbed: Yeah. ... Hey! Maybe you should run for President!

Joe Plumber: Nah! That job would suck. But maybe it would be better if we picked someone by lottery!

Jane Plumbed: Yeah. We could call it a Lottocracy.

Lottocracy by ByThePeople September 3, 2009

bogan lotto 

When an unemployed separated parent gets all the children in the Family Court over the employed parent, and then qualifies for a housing commission house, unemployment benefits, single parent benefits and significant Child Support. This guarantees never having to work again until the children look like turning 18, by which time the bogan parent will have accumulated more children, preferably to multiple partners.

"Mate - hear about Crystal's Family Court?"
"How'd it go"
"She fuckin' owns them kids now mate! Little Jaxon, Anfernee, and Ce'leste all live with her full time and she's getting full Centrelink plus child support"
"Fuck - she won bogan lotto mate!"

bogan lotto by Poor Taxpayer September 10, 2014

Lotto Pub

A "Lotto Pub" is a hybrid of two business models originating in the state of Oregon. The Lotto Pub was first established by the Bettie's organization combining the "Lotto Deli" and local pub concepts. Lotto Pubs feature a small bar, fun menu items, a wide selection of beer, discount cigarettes and several Oregon Lottery games including video lottery, Keno, Megabucks, Mega Millions, Scratch-Its and so on.

Bettie's Lotto Pub

Lotto Pub by Mister BB February 22, 2011

Lotto Shot 

The act of leaving your creamy goodness all over your asian friends mother's face.

Pete: Hey Colby?
Colby: What's up dude
Pete: I just lotto shot'd ur mom! Muwhahahaha

Lotto Shot by Pableezy February 14, 2008