3 definitions by wiseguy12

The Cheeks

In poker, when you have the best hand, and somebody beats you with a lucky draw. A bad beat hand. A hand that was formerly "the nuts".

"I went all-in, but ended up with the cheeks"

"Geez, your ass must hurt!"

by wiseguy12 December 6, 2009

numbnads

More inclusive than numbnuts in that it includes stupid women.

That group of women took 10 minutes to order their food. What a bunch of numbnads!

by wiseguy12 January 1, 2010

Lottoholic

A person who can't pay their bills because they spend all their money on lottery tickets.

"Dude, why are you living in a cardboard box?"

"I couldn't pay my mortgage, I'm a lottoholic"

by wiseguy12 December 6, 2009