numbnads

More inclusive than numbnuts in that it includes stupid women.

That group of women took 10 minutes to order their food. What a bunch of numbnads!

by wiseguy12 January 01, 2010

Lottoholic

A person who can't pay their bills because they spend all their money on lottery tickets.

"Dude, why are you living in a cardboard box?"

"I couldn't pay my mortgage, I'm a lottoholic"

by wiseguy12 December 06, 2009

The Cheeks

In poker, when you have the best hand, and somebody beats you with a lucky draw. A bad beat hand. A hand that was formerly "the nuts".

"I went all-in, but ended up with the cheeks"

"Geez, your ass must hurt!"

by wiseguy12 December 06, 2009