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Losedows 

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.
You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.
Losedows by Erdling July 9, 2004
Related Words
a bad event or turn of events; bad luck or fortune; sudden turn for the worse; a failure
The holocaust was a loseout.
loseout by Sachin t March 30, 2004

Losecooly 

When an individual thinks he/she is incredibly loserly, however, they are cool.
I was at the football game last night talking to a bunch of cool kids. Despite feeling loserly, I was actually really cool, causing me to be losecooly.
Losecooly by Loserlynat October 19, 2013

Losemite 

Something That Seems Out Of This World ; Could Also Be Used As A State Of Mind.
Pronounced: Lo-sem-ity
That Kids Special, He Has A Losemite Way Of Thinking
Losemite by croccm January 21, 2021
hybrid of loser and homo
sometimes just referd to as "loose"
wow, that guys the biggest loosemo
loosemo by douglas44 May 15, 2006

lovemonkey 

shes a lovemonkey
lovemonkey by thatsme! October 6, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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