losemobile 

What you drive when you're losing.

A: What do you have?
B: Two pair, you?
A: I just signed the lease on my losemobile and I'm losing all over the place, that's what I have.

losemobile by rollingonlaughingfloor January 25, 2009

lolmobile 

When you just can't seem to find your roflcopter..

That hippie was rolling in his lolmobile.

lolmobile by MrSchwab December 13, 2009

posemobile 

Tastelessly modified car intended to impress; car or truck masquerading as police car, ambulance, or other emergency vehicle.

Look at the phony lights on that posemobile.

posemobile by Reinold February 17, 2006

losermobile 

A van/car with a multitude of physical and/or mechanical problems.

The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C.

Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car.

A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.

1. That Geo Metro is a total losermobile. It has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its passenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing.
2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!

losermobile by tcufrog08 April 10, 2008

lolmobile 

A Volkswagen van that has pure "lol" coming from the exhaust.
Most lolmobiles are driven by marijuana smokers.

"Dude! we get to ride in steve's lolmobile!"
"Awesome! Hes got that built in hookah!"

lolmobile by Ahrekshanda September 25, 2007

nosemobile 

The act of doing and or using cocaine through the nose

Man we.... We did so much nosemobiling last night! Nosemobile /nosemobiling

nosemobile by Ericaaa101 January 11, 2019