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Being a dumbass who doesn’t understand basic things
God, Jerry is so lorunt
Lorunt by Cold_Space May 30, 2024
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A combination of the states of being lonely, horny, and romantic.
Man I’ve been feeling very lorntic lately.
Lorntic by ChaiWithSugar April 21, 2019
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When a situation is either savage, dramatic or ridiculous but you also feel turnt from it occuring.
It was a great night out when Russell got so "lornt" off of Makers Mark and Tinder Bitches.

I'm all "lornt" on pre-workout and BCAA; better snapchat the boys.
Lornt by MontrealMedic1 February 8, 2018
A Lorent is a cool,handsome,good fighting person. Every girl likes him. Nobody dears to hurt him. He protect's his friends and famely. And is not afraid to try something new.
Soon your gonna be a Lorent
LORENT by Fuck you here and now October 9, 2018
Nobility from Germany known for keen insight on the most troublesome of problems. Known for there great looks and witty banter, the Lorentz Family will forever be remembered in history as one of the best families ever. The Lorentz family is also known for their devine love making.
lorentz by God's word through man February 8, 2004
A person with a rather large wood
Omg i met this boy at the party last night, when i first saw him i could already sense that he was a Lorant..
Lorant by Haleydanso1 May 11, 2019

lorentzo 

Lorentzo is the guy that gets all the girls and also has time for the boys too. He's the guy that doesn't talk to much but everyone wants to talk to him. He's the also the guy that's going to make the most money of all of his friends in his life.
Lorentzo the boss
lorentzo by Gamaw papies November 19, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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