Usually the one left out in the group but later turns out to be the best, fittest and gets most girls out of everyone. Has a massive cock and a six pack.
Very stubborn but handsome boy. Definitely loves his tv more than anything else. Loves to fall asleep infront of a tv and loves his beautiful wife. So if you meet Lorant he is a true keeper. Calm and charming with a big cock.
The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.
Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.