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A person with a rather large wood
Omg i met this boy at the party last night, when i first saw him i could already sense that he was a Lorant..
Lorant by Haleydanso1 May 11, 2019
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He/She is just sexy damn!
Lorant is so nice!
lorant by KogamiShinya January 3, 2017
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Usually the one left out in the group but later turns out to be the best, fittest and gets most girls out of everyone. Has a massive cock and a six pack.
Lorant is great at giving it from behind.
Lorant by Badap876436 October 8, 2017
Very stubborn but handsome boy. Definitely loves his tv more than anything else. Loves to fall asleep infront of a tv and loves his beautiful wife. So if you meet Lorant he is a true keeper. Calm and charming with a big cock.
Where is Lorant ? He is watching tv
Lorant by Alarmcobra69 November 23, 2021

Lóránt 

A male who is in love with ugly flat bitches. Usually a Hungarian name.
Dude did you heard about Lóránt's gf?
Yea she is ugly as shit.
Lóránt by Kotsog November 21, 2021
A combination of the states of being lonely, horny, and romantic.
Man I’ve been feeling very lorntic lately.
Lorntic by ChaiWithSugar April 21, 2019

Totem Lurantis 

The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.
Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.
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