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A person with a rather large wood
Omg i met this boy at the party last night, when i first saw him i could already sense that he was a Lorant..
Lorant by Haleydanso1 May 11, 2019
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He/She is just sexy damn!
Lorant is so nice!
lorant by KogamiShinya January 3, 2017
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Usually the one left out in the group but later turns out to be the best, fittest and gets most girls out of everyone. Has a massive cock and a six pack.
Lorant is great at giving it from behind.
Lorant by Badap876436 October 8, 2017
Very stubborn but handsome boy. Definitely loves his tv more than anything else. Loves to fall asleep infront of a tv and loves his beautiful wife. So if you meet Lorant he is a true keeper. Calm and charming with a big cock.
Where is Lorant ? He is watching tv
Lorant by Alarmcobra69 November 23, 2021

Lóránt 

A male who is in love with ugly flat bitches. Usually a Hungarian name.
Dude did you heard about Lóránt's gf?
Yea she is ugly as shit.
Lóránt by Kotsog November 21, 2021
A combination of the states of being lonely, horny, and romantic.
Man I’ve been feeling very lorntic lately.
Lorntic by ChaiWithSugar April 21, 2019

Totem Lurantis 

The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.
Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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