Lornge 

Mythology that people believe is true, but with a twist of their own personal biases. Similar to religion, but religion is organized. This would be less organized beliefs that have no basis in fact, and include a belief in ghosts or the supernatural, bigfoot, ancient aliens, that vaccines cause autism, the Earth is flat, the Earth is 5,000 years old, or Jesus came to America.

Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).

Jill's child got autism, but she did not vaccinate because she believed in anti-vax lornge. She was not sure what to blame, so she did her "research" and on the third page, found an article by natural douchebag news blaming GMO's. "It must be the chemicals, she thought"

Lornge by Nutzen YerMouf July 8, 2017

take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

take a picture, it'll last longer! by Starchylde June 8, 2016

insect lounge 

1. another name for genital region when infected with crabs or any other pestilence that crawl, bite and would like to migrate to others who come in contact with same.

2. slang term for NO TELL MOTEL especially of the LOW RENT RENDEVOUS type that's CRAWLING WITH bedbugs, crabs, and even possibly ALIEN BUGGIES that will make you itch, make you twitch and attack your b_____.

1. When Sammy went down on Betsy he knew it was another visit to the INSECT LOUNGE.

2. Stanley was a cheap mofo and always took his second rate romances to low rent rendevous insect lounge motels.

insect lounge by diogio rome June 22, 2009

Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.

I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

Departure Lounge by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Lounge Latino

Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).

If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence

Lounge Latino (noun)

"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"

"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"

Lounge Latino by CDC_ May 14, 2012

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longest definition by MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW June 19, 2021

lounger 

One who lounges; that is, frequents cocktail lounges and indulges in classic vices reminescent of an earlier time in American history: those of music, cocktails, fashion, flirting, and all manners of witty conversation.

That sharp gent over there smoking a Churchill and sipping a Sidecar? Great conversation sure, but don't ask him to dance — he's a lounger.

lounger by Tommy White Tie November 11, 2003