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1) To suck completely
2) To be the worst at the most categories as compared to others. i.e. being the ugliest, stupidest, and smelling the worst all at the same time. Only one thing can be lorange in any given situation, as there is no lesser degree of lorange. Lorange is the absolute worst.
3) The complete opposite of steez.
"Look at that guy over there, trying to pick up those girls. He's way too ugly and dressed way too poorly to get her", Jim casually said to John. "Yea," replied John, "that guy's so lorange."
by T-Platinum August 05, 2005
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
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The absolute worst in any catagory, of any person, place or thing at any given time.
The opposite of steez
You lose your job, your girlfriend dumps you, you get food poisoning, lose your liscense, snap your deck, your speakers blow out, you run out of toothpaste, you stub your toe, and its too hot, you're lorange.
by richarddubs August 05, 2005
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An orange that looks like a lemon, or a cross between a lemon and an orange.
We finally have a word that rhymes with orange--lorange!!

I found a lorange in my bag of oranges.
by meow2u3 November 20, 2008
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a man's penis with pubic hair that extends all the way to the head of the penis. (if circumsized) or all the way to the tip. (not circumsized)
kris has the sickest lorange ive ever snuck a peak of....
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A type of European paper towel. Similar to cough drops being known as lozenges.
Me: Hey bro can you pass me a lorange? I spilled some water on the table!
Friend: sure thing! Glad you bought extra loranges the last time we went to the store!
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