Lorko: Noun: A nerdo spazz/dork that doesn't know what they are talking about, exhibit sniffing behavior when under pressure. A d-bag that pretends he is cool, when in fact, he is not. Lorkos tend to have few friends. Lorkos do not party, nor can they handle socially different instances and shun such events when they occur. Lorko

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods