Lorker

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A huge pig or boar however boars are usually called horky lorky porkers

HOLY SHIT JAMES ITS A LORKY PORKEY HORKY LORKER

SHUT UP ABOUT LORKERS

Lorker by Unpaidactor47 May 4, 2022

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Lorker

Simple: a Loser and a dork...i am not sure where the er was put in

Look at that guy...he's such a lorker

Lorker by Meg March 29, 2005

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Lorker • looker • locker • loker • locker room • locker box • lonker • Lockerbie • locker boxing • Locker Room Talk

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

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Boys Locker Room

A magical places where male students do incrediable things such as becoming a human fidget spinner, singing the halo theme, etc

The boys locker room is scary
You dont want to go in the boys locker room

Boys Locker Room by TheEpicPoopDealer June 14, 2019

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Screen Looker

Screen looker is someone who spies on their opponents in a split screen multiplayer match. It is used to determine their location, amount of health, and carried weapons. It was an integral part of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark gameplay.

"Hahah. I won again! I can't believe I killed you with a Klobb. If you were a better screen looker, you would have seen me coming up from behind you."

Screen Looker by Dan a man January 9, 2009

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Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

Lucky Lurker by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

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Lockerboxing

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.

"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.

Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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