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little choad or a very tinny dick,wang,ect.
linda said. "billy has a porkey."
porkey by kilo230 April 4, 2006
A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.
Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!
Porkey by UwU big pot February 2, 2020
I walked through a rose bush, the thorns were very porkey… or…. That knife is very porkey
Porkey by LaDemRat July 6, 2023

Porkey Pigging 

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
Porkey Pigging by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.
Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!
Porkey Pig by devotron9000 May 8, 2009

porkey pigging it 

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it
porkey pigging it by dadx5 February 23, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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