Lord Fartquad 

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.

I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.

Lord Fartquad by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

Lord Fartsquad 

Used to describe when you and your squad are fart as fuck

"Did James just fart? These beans sure are making us Lord Fartsquad."

Lord Fartsquad by Lenovotorola January 30, 2015

Lord Farquad 

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.

Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad

Lord Farquad by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

shrek x lord farquad 

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

shrek x lord farquad by reeet101 October 16, 2019

Lord Farquad 

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.

Lord Farquad makes a great meme.

Lord Farquad by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018

Lord Farquad 

Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.

Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.

Lord Farquad by Yippy the fox February 5, 2021