A love-hate relationship; a couple that is discretely 100% meant to be; a situation when two secret lovers act like they hate each other; an immature relationship
"You know what I think? I think you're in a lovenotte with John."
"Why are you so immature about your relationship with John?"
Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.
A very tall but bad bitch who you can’t kill. A lapeno probably owns a pair of airpods to flex on all y’all broke peasants. She really brown with curly hair. PERIOT.