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LopezOMG 

When your hustle dies and you have to get a real job to eat, much to the awe of everyone in your hood.
That weed dispensary opened up and put Ruben out of business, so now he works construction like a LopezOMG.
LopezOMG by aphid2 January 1, 2017

lovenotte 

A love-hate relationship; a couple that is discretely 100% meant to be; a situation when two secret lovers act like they hate each other; an immature relationship
"You know what I think? I think you're in a lovenotte with John."

"Why are you so immature about your relationship with John?"

"You like John."

"No! I hate him!"
lovenotte by Kayson March 24, 2011

Lopenitis 

Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.
Lopenitis by .v. January 11, 2011
When your doing it doggy style and your partner is flexible enough to lick your balls
My yoga instructor invited me back to her apartment and showed me the lopedog.
lopedog by Lopedog2 January 16, 2014

Lopano Joke 

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.
PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.

PERSON A: It's really hot in it.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I was hot once.
A very tall but bad bitch who you can’t kill. A lapeno probably owns a pair of airpods to flex on all y’all broke peasants. She really brown with curly hair. PERIOT.
Lapeno by Best frannnnnnnnnnnnn August 29, 2019