Loose Dick 

The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.

After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.

Or

Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .

Loose Dick by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021

Loose Dick 

A typical definition for getting extremely wild and in most cases giddy at the thought of causing sheer pandemonium. Used in the demographics of central Pennsylvania, but primarily utilized by the youth of Tyrone, Pennsylvania. This term is the highest degree of loopiness as categorized by the following. Stage 1: Excited. Stage 2: Eager Beaver. Stage 3: Loopy. Stage 4: Criminal Mischief. Stage 5: Loose Dick.

You are acting Loose Dick if you : Smash Mailboxes, Act as a drunk shirtless neighbor attempting to "sleep", Beat varmits at night, Trash parties, Call someone a blubbering bafoon, mating with random catholic women,hiss at an enemy, dance to techno at the wee hours of the morning, strip a friend naked and toss their pants into the street, and in the most severe stages: Murder of the first degree.

Loose Dick by Cheese Burger Eddy May 13, 2010

Tying up Loose Dick 

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with

I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college

Tying up Loose Dick by ChevHonda December 9, 2018

loose floppy dick 

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.

Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.

loose floppy dick by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

your dick's loose 

a not uncommon response to someone who talks a lot of bullshit or doesn't know what they're talking about at all, or someone of questionable sexual preference. also used to insult pretty much anyone at any time w/o any cause, mostly males.

Person A: That String Cheese Incident show rocked. They were throwin' down somethin' fierce.

Person B: Man, your dick's loose.

your dick's loose by Igz November 22, 2006

loose lips shrink dicks 

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships

After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."

loose lips shrink dicks by Elliott July 18, 2005

Looselick 

The feeling of “looselick” is one where one feels as though ones friend is missing. Either because they were previously there or because the should be.

*Luke/Sarah/John sit in a circle after drinking.* Luke: “Are we missing someone? I’m feeling looselick.” John: “Oh yeah Jessica went to go spill her guts.”

Looselick by BrattyBoy August 5, 2021