Loodie

Very disappointing, a total bummer.

"Aw, loodie!"

by jay.oh.are.dee.aye.in February 2, 2009

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

loosie

a single cigarette

The corner grocer will sell you an off-brand loosie for 25 cents.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

lookie here

US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."

Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!

by darius sunofovich January 7, 2005

Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth

Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.

by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 8, 2008

Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

by Launix4eva September 16, 2021