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hawking a loogie 

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hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
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loosie 

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The corner grocer will sell you an off-brand loosie for 25 cents.
loosie by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

lookie here 

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US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."
Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!
lookie here by darius sunofovich January 7, 2005

Crack Whore Loogie 

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An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth
Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.

penile loogie 

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what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
penile loogie by connorsji May 8, 2008

Loogie Paradox 

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The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.
Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox
Loogie Paradox by Launix4eva September 16, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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