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Loodle
loodle (n): a human being who, if was transformed into an animal, would be a hybrid between a poodle and a lizard. The creature typically possesses obnoxiously curly hair and big round beady green eyes. Since they are crossed with the poodle; who as anyone who owns a poodle knows, has difficulty controlling its little bladder; loodles are prone to wetting the bed. Lesson of the day: Don't sleep with a loodle - you will wake up drenched in loodle piss.
Like poodles, Loodles can be extremely hyper. Combined with intoxication, and their obnoxiously curly hair, loodles can become rather annoying if you spend too much time with them. You can only handle so much.
Since lizards enjoy sunlight and heat, Loodles typically have unusually red faces - as if they are always sunburn, even in colder months of the year.
Like poodles, Loodles can be extremely hyper. Combined with intoxication, and their obnoxiously curly hair, loodles can become rather annoying if you spend too much time with them. You can only handle so much.
Since lizards enjoy sunlight and heat, Loodles typically have unusually red faces - as if they are always sunburn, even in colder months of the year.
Matt: How was your weekend?
Stacy:Well, I woke up soaked in piss yesterday morning. The guy I went home with wet the bed.
Matt: Did he have obnoxiously curly hair? Big green beady eyes? Red face?
Stacy: Ugh...yeah.
Matt: Must have been a loodle.
Stacy:Well, I woke up soaked in piss yesterday morning. The guy I went home with wet the bed.
Matt: Did he have obnoxiously curly hair? Big green beady eyes? Red face?
Stacy: Ugh...yeah.
Matt: Must have been a loodle.
Loodle by loodlebiologist July 7, 2010
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Loodle by ATM@Browntown February 15, 2010
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Loodle by happyloser October 5, 2006
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The loodle is a musical instrument, also called the doodle. It originated in souther Pennsylvania when a youngster tried to recreate one of his favorite songs.
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Loodle by Abbey-garry September 30, 2018