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Lonkero is Finnish for long drink, it also has two other meanings (tentacle and arm). In Finland, Lonkero refers to a mixed drink made from gin and commonly grapefruit. Other long drink flavors include lime and cranberry. Lonkero is available in stores and restaurants in Finland. It can be kept in a drought, bottle, or can.
A: Hey, have you tried this lonkero yet?

B: No ,I haven't. Did it taste good?

A: Yes, you should try it sometime!
Lonkero by PYROMOONNNNNNN February 20, 2023
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An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands
Have you heard about that new band called ¨lonker¨? Yes i love their song ¨Wet Toast¨
Lonker by buttermilkjezus15 May 17, 2023

Lonker North 

A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.
Joaneye: Lonker North was very sick today. I'm completely stuffed after eating those 2 baskets of bread.
Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.

Thinker Lonker Donk 

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.
Thinker Lonker Donk by awesome October 3, 2003

Lonzerotti's Rat 

A legendary rat the size of a small dog that lives in the basement of the Italian restaurant Lonzeratti's.
I think my manicotti is stuffed with the Lonzerotti's Rat's poop.
Lonzerotti's Rat by rocketman January 30, 2005
Overly familiar term for lunch.
After eating lunch together every day for several years, we deemed it lonker (ie. What time do you guys want to meet for lonker?)
lonker by Joannee Parrella September 8, 2008
A popular name given to Linker (the strategic dolphin) from his community. It doesn't have any significant meaning, it just looks and sounds funny.
Lonker is bonkers! 🥖
Lonker by KrazyKyle1024 January 13, 2021