lonkera
Lonkera is a dynamic duo. A frienship everyone envies. Lonkera is the living definition of frienship goals.
lonkera by Slutty_nerd August 19, 2019
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Lonker
An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands
Lonker by buttermilkjezus15 May 17, 2023
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Lonker North
A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.
Joaneye: Lonker North was very sick today. I'm completely stuffed after eating those 2 baskets of bread.
Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.
Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.
Lonker North by Mracket Pollard July 25, 2006
Thinker Lonker Donk
A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
Thinker Lonker Donk by awesome October 3, 2003
lonker
After eating lunch together every day for several years, we deemed it lonker (ie. What time do you guys want to meet for lonker?)
lonker by Joannee Parrella September 8, 2008
loneranger
The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.
"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."
loneranger by rusty g January 2, 2010
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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