Lonit

lonit is an albanian name that only people with 46cm cocks have. People who have this name usually lose their virginity with 10 years old. Mist of them have an erectile dysfunction, but they use it to fuck men and women (mostly children). They can even be from Gjilan 06, that means they have the biggest balls and cocks and spermium.

„Have you seen Lonit?“

„Oh that guy with that Cockzilla? He was having with 18 girls and 4 dudes last night! what a fuckboy!“

Lonit by lrinit November 24, 2021

Longtermgevity 

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

lolity

lolity is a mix of quality and lol

when you want to say something is absolute quality and funny, you can just say 'lolity'

Person 1: Hey Dude, shaniqua and crystals fight down da park is hilairous

Person 2: i know, its lolity.

lolity by bestthingineverhad July 9, 2011

Longitus 

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.

Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"

Longitus by Milliliter May 10, 2022

lolita fashion 

Lolita is a Japanese street fashion inspired by Rococo and Victorian eras. This fashion is meant to be very modest and innocent looking with frills and lace. Round cupcake shapes skirts and aristocratic like blouses.

Do you know where I can buy lolita fashion?

lolita fashion by Misterskullfaceguy March 20, 2016

Leonita

She has the most beuatiful eyes i have ever seen. Leonita is loyal and very intelegent. When she is in love she always have only eyes for this person.
She also can life alone and don't need anyone. Leonita foucous on her selfe and on her goals!

Leonita is not selfish and arrogant only she foucouse on her self and her goals.

Leonita by Ks06 November 21, 2021

lolitsalex 

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

lolitsalex by Bindless April 6, 2017