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Some one who is 'long' e.g. they take a long time in doing things, hold you up, and force you to make efforts you would rather not.
John - go down the shops to get me some fags.
Tim - LONGBOD!!!!

Tim - I'll be another 30mins matey.
John - LONGBOD!!!!
Longbod by Jon Gray April 27, 2006
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A mix between longganisa, a sweet or garlicky sausage found in the Philippines, and a hotdog.

Could be used as a euphemism for penis.
Hey, eat my longgadog! - Manny Pacquiao's stalker account, supposedly
longgadog by Diethster February 14, 2021
A made-up word for penis
Person: Hey, wanna eat my longgadog?
longgadog by TheRealKizu July 31, 2020
A person who is very good with his hands very handsome man who get the Pussy wetter than ever and very goofy in the wrong situations
My nigga do not know how to satisfy me I need a longbody
longbody by Longbody June 10, 2017
a mix between a longannisa, a filipino sausage often made of pork and a hotdog sausage.
Person 1: What's your favorite food?
Person 2: longgadog
longgadog by iCruncher May 16, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026