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Longdicked 

When someone always has to out do and one up you no matter what the topic is. Usually you and everyone around knows this person and knows they are fabricating this and most other stories.
Jimmy: I bought a donkey yesterday, she's really cute.

Todd: Oh yeah, I slept with THREE donkeys last night and you know what, they said I was the best they ever had.

Jimmy: Damn.

Joshua: He "Longdicked" you again, will it ever end?
Longdicked by Mr. D. Butter May 10, 2010
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Longdicking 

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.
I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"
Longdicking by flop dobbins May 18, 2014
When you hit that punani so hard and deep, the bitch can't walk for the next three days.
1)
"Yeah child, he longdicked me good, I look like I was riding a horse!"

2)
"Remember when I longdicked you, and broke your ovary?"
-Ghostface Killah
longdick by osibisa October 21, 2007

Longdickin 

The point where my dick is almost out of her pussy and then I bury it. Hitting her cervix, of course.
Damn, Brendi is so hot. I bet James is longdickin her every damn night ! I ain't mad at him.
Longdickin by Deep Daddy September 22, 2019

logicked 

To own someone with Logic
Her: Wow, you dont have any balls

Me: Your right, I dont.... I have testicles. BITCH YOU JUST GOT LOGICKED
logicked by LOGICKEDYOURFACE August 19, 2009

long-dicked 

to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them
Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass
long-dicked by hungandslung25 March 3, 2010

longdicking 

basically longdicking is when you fuck a bitch. the one distinction between plain sex and longdicking, is that when you longdick, theres a certain special something sex doesnt have..usually a giant cock or an extreme amount of stamina.
I picked up some girl at the club last night and i was longdicking dat ho for like 3 hours straight till she passed out.
longdicking by squidgy July 29, 2008
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