Originated from Indonesian idiom which means a person/an individual/a group who really likes to steal stuff and/or something; Person who has a tendency of being Kleptomaniac if not treated early.
1. Stay away from Helen, she has long hands!
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
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My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.
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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.
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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.
by sonny chiba December 26, 2006
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the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.
here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.
me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
by the big skeez February 25, 2008
Get the longhand mug.(noun) A person who, when typing online, uses full-length words and sentences as opposed to the abbreviations and acronyms common to online speech.
A World of Warcraft chat between a 1337speak user and a longhander:
Xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
Trollski: Not much, really. Questing here and there. Yourself?
Xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
Trollski: I use proper English. Hilarious.
Xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
Trollski: No, I don't want any frickin' prawns. I don't eat shellfish. Leave me alone.
*long pause*
Xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
Trollski: You doofus.
Xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
Trollski: Not much, really. Questing here and there. Yourself?
Xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
Trollski: I use proper English. Hilarious.
Xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
Trollski: No, I don't want any frickin' prawns. I don't eat shellfish. Leave me alone.
*long pause*
Xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
Trollski: You doofus.
by Girouette December 21, 2008
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