Londoni

a mildly derogatory slang used to refer to Bangladeshi-Britons, especially those Bangladeshi-Britons of Sylheti descent. They speak Bengali horribly with thick Sylheti accents and those born and brought up in the U.K. usually speak English as well with a very thick accent. Their English dialect depends on the region of U.K. they are brought up in. All Londoni families own a restaurant which serve Indian cuisine and is a hub for providing jobs to their newly-arrived relatives from Sylhet who have decided to stay back illegaly.

These people try to give an impression of being really rich and well off to their Bangladeshi friends and relatives and think they are really of a higher class with more status and cooler than them just because they live in England, when in reality they are a bunch of jokes who neither the British nor the Bangladeshis really give a shit about. They have horrible sense of style and have no clue what big idiots other people think they are.

Note: This in no way applies to Bangladeshis living in other countries like the United States or Canada where the Bangladeshis living are actually sophisticated and educated unlike their British counterparts.

Half of Britons today are Londonis!

That londoni chick speaks Bengali so bad. My fart sounds nicer.

by G--Money April 7, 2007

London bus

Those red double~decker buses used in London, the UK, Australia & other places. They're So Cool!

One day I'd really love to have a ride on the London bus. It would be so exciting!

by Starchylde June 16, 2016

Oli London

Someone who got plastic surgery to look like BTS Jimin, Islamaphobic, tries to speak Korean but fails, has a cringy tik tok account, koreaboo and a whole mess in general.

Oli London got plastic surgery of a man who he'll never look like.

by Yayyay69 November 7, 2019

Oli London

Oli London is a (British) man who spent £100,000 on surgery to look like Park Jimin from BTS. Jimin is a Korean singer. Oli London then went to Korean and went to Jimins favourite places to try and find him. Oli does not look like Jimin at all. He makes music and calls himself a K-pop artist. (Korean pop artist). OLI LONDON YOU ARE NOT KOREAN NOR ARE YOU JIMIN.

Oli London said one time that he is Jimin.

by Oli London is not Jimin October 30, 2019

londoncentric

A word used to describe the attitude of Londoners who seem incapable of realising that places other than London even exist. It describes the attitude that London is the centre of the universe and that anywhere else in the country or even the rest of the world is unimportant and not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.

Since he was moved to HQ, Malcolm has become really londoncentric.

by Croatalin January 26, 2014

Oli London

A disgusting culture appropriating koreaboo. He thinks he’s a kpop idol but he’s not. His music is terrible and he can’t sing or dance at all. 0 talents detected. He’s islamphobic and used a persons death for clout on social media. He has fat shamed a lot of people online. He’s self absorbed and delusional. He’s a BRITSH, WHITE man. He claims to be half korean but there is not one single korean gene in him. He tried to stalk BTS’ Jimin and brings a cardboard cutout of him everywhere he goes. He’s also dating a 50 year old, trump supporting porn star. He spent over $200 000 on plastic surgery and the doctors on the TV show Botched told him his nose will fall off if he doesn’t stop. In conclusion, don’t stan Oli London.

Becky: I met Oli London yesterday! He was SO sweet to me!!

David: No Becky he just acts nice to his nonexistent fans, he’s actually horrible.

Becky: oh, you’re right. We DONT stan Oli London.

by yoongifth November 29, 2019

Oli London

The literal most koreabooiest koreaboo of all time. The dud thinks he's Korean but HE'S BRITISH. GET HELP. THAT'S WHY UR ON DR. PHIL. SRSLY U LOOK LiKe a dRuGGed MiChEal jaCkSon.

Oli London: People mistake me for Jimin
Me: Cause they don't know u yet

by ARMY since 2019 i know im late February 18, 2020