Londoning

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom

Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate

by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022

Lotioning

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

by Trinzico March 13, 2021

Londong

This offensive term usually refers to London, but is a common mistake on the internet for typing, "London." This word can also be offensive towards the people of London, we say this because "Longdong" is a combination of London and Penis. Referring to the people of London as a bunch of Dicks.

Yeah, who the fuck likes Londong

by LiterallyTheGuy May 10, 2016

londonistan

The term for London, the capital of england, used by a french newspaper in reference to its radical islamist community. (use has become much more mainstream since the 7th and 21st july attacks)

London is now commonly referred to as "Londonistan" - a word used several times in different papers.

by esra August 23, 2005

looning

The act of capturing, mildly sedating, and throat-fucking a loon.

Dave and I grabbed a 6 pack of Busch and headed down to the lake for some looning. Little fight, no bite.

by Jr'sRaceToWin123 July 6, 2011

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

Lonedonging

To use a dildo by urself.

The girl was caught lonedonging by her boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy her.

by Trying2hard1019 July 15, 2015