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_lol._.bit_

An amazing, beautiful person. Definitely didn't just put my username in here to feel included.
_lol._.bit_ is amazing
_lol._.bit_ by soph_2121 March 8, 2022

daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch 

A white girl asking a big black guy to come do 69 on her and cum on her tits
White girl: daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch
Black guy: ight hoe

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Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends
Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*
Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021
a nice person who may be a bitch in sister location but eh OOH YIKES THAT ONE WAS WORSE THAN LISTENING TO PEOPLE DEBATE MY GENDER HAHAHA this was made by funtime foxy
oh its a lolbit lets see how much poke balls can i throw at it
lolbit by a fox with a small dick August 26, 2020

lolbitesnake 

An alternative term for a venomous snake.
The snake on the floor of the hummer in Gone in 60 seconds is NOT an lolbitesnake, the occupants of the vehicle were in no danger whatsoever.
lolbitesnake by theAnusWrita February 2, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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