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Loiic - Can be mistaken for a female or your general garden knome. Hides insecurities with humour and putting others down. Loves baby oil and chocolate. Aims high but falls further. Means well.
Loiic - Always the groomsman, never the groom.
Loiic by Smarties99 March 4, 2011
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Cast Away logic 

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.
From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!
Cast Away logic by daywalkz June 2, 2016

Gacha logic 

The weirdest logic you can find
Gacha girl:My bf cheated on me now I have to sing
Everyone watching:Gacha logic
Gacha logic by Kayia online December 22, 2019

Logicality 

Logicality is the ship name of logic and morality from a youtube content creator, Thomas Sanders and his series “sanders sides”
The logicality ship fandom started in thomas sanders’ video “the mind vs. the heart” and “being alone on valentines day”
This is one of the scene that created it all
Morality: we should put our heads together and create a game plan, first we need someone to practice on.
Logic: like who?
Morality:....each other?
Thomas: n..no..no..

The rest of the fanders who already shipped them: *all hell broke loose*
Logicality by MissSmiley14 June 7, 2018

Lau Logic 

The use of little to absolutely no logic when doing things.
1) "If you torrent a game, no one losses money"
"Don't use Lau Logic..."

"Dude, I need a new phone cuz the one I bought last week is outdated"
"Lau Logic"
Lau Logic by HuniPark April 22, 2013

avetard logic 

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.
The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.
avetard logic by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019

Logicality 

The reason most in the Thomas Sanders community live.
Person 1: logicality is so cute!

Person 2: wtf is that?

Person 1: MY WILL TO LIVE AND REASON TO LIVE.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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