Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

Hamkari's Logic by Learth April 11, 2019

Magganari's logic 

Having no logic at all.

- He thinks that the earth is flat...
- OMG. He has such a magganari's logic!

Magganari's logic by Anonymous283919 November 21, 2018

Women's Logic 

Once a girl likes a guy, they will use women's logic. Basically, you suspect the guy will automatically know, make the first move, preferably a giant romantic gesture that could only happen by miracle.

OMG! Jack is SO hot.

Don't rely on your women's logic. It won't work.

Women's Logic by qwertyuiop53723 February 14, 2012

Murphy's Logic 

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.

Murphy's Logic by SeismicMike February 20, 2011

Farmer's Logic 

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

Farmer's Logic by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

Liam's Logic 

Resort to using Liam's logic whether it is buying, selling or more. It is very contagious and enters the mind quickly. Do not consume the Liams Logic if you have a family.

"I am going to buy a Sharkcard" said the stupid boy who got consumed to Liam's logic

Liam's Logic by Doge751 December 19, 2021

Magician's Logic 

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.

Magician's Logic by Sirento Shadoe January 27, 2007