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loffler

a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.
look at him he is one bad loffler
by luke February 14, 2004
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loffler

likes having a larf has a fit gf which he likes 2 keep girls company when they are down and he has close friends who are there for him eg pearce simpson
i love u so much loffler
by miss sexc February 14, 2004
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Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
by fuk_ga October 12, 2020
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Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
by fuk_ga October 12, 2020
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Pete Loeffler

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Pete Loeffler is the sexiest, smartest, singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter of our generation.

Pete Loeffler is the frontman for Chevelle.
He is from Chicago, he started playing the guitar when he was 12.
He and his brothers (sexy) formed Chevelle in 1994.
A lot of his lyrics are actually about funny subjects, but sound serious or dark.
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When Pete Loeffler was 12 his older sister and her boyfriend told Pete to learn to play "Eruption" by "The Cult" and he did. He is a bad ass motherfucker!
Because of his lung capacity he can go all night....in my dreams.
mmmmm....just thinking about him....i just jizzed in my pants.
by The Clincher May 18, 2009
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Sam Loeffler

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Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.
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Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm.... just thinking about him... I just jizzed in my pants.
by Saturdays May 18, 2009
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Loeffler Look

1.The look Pete Loeffler (lead singer for Chevelle) has when he sings. He commonly looks up at the ceiling, and has a total orgasm look.
2. A look of total ecstasty or total oh yes-ness
She had a total Loeffler look!
by Dutchly Dude April 4, 2010
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