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a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.
look at him he is one bad loffler
loffler by luke February 14, 2004
Words you can keep
likes having a larf has a fit gf which he likes 2 keep girls company when they are down and he has close friends who are there for him eg pearce simpson
i love u so much loffler
loffler by miss sexc February 14, 2004

Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
Kelly Loffler by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
Kelly Loffler by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

Pete Loeffler 

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Pete Loeffler is the sexiest, smartest, singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter of our generation.

Pete Loeffler is the frontman for Chevelle.
He is from Chicago, he started playing the guitar when he was 12.
He and his brothers (sexy) formed Chevelle in 1994.
A lot of his lyrics are actually about funny subjects, but sound serious or dark.
see sexy
When Pete Loeffler was 12 his older sister and her boyfriend told Pete to learn to play "Eruption" by "The Cult" and he did. He is a bad ass motherfucker!
Because of his lung capacity he can go all night....in my dreams.
mmmmm....just thinking about him....i just jizzed in my pants.
Pete Loeffler by The Clincher May 18, 2009

Sam Loeffler 

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Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.
see sexy
Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm.... just thinking about him... I just jizzed in my pants.
Sam Loeffler by Saturdays May 18, 2009

Loeffler Look 

1.The look Pete Loeffler (lead singer for Chevelle) has when he sings. He commonly looks up at the ceiling, and has a total orgasm look.
2. A look of total ecstasty or total oh yes-ness
She had a total Loeffler look!
Loeffler Look by Dutchly Dude April 4, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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