Lochward

when someone by the name of "loch" (prounounced lock) makes a situation awkward. Making everyone feel uncomfortable, awkward, or "lochward".

"Hey Loch, wanna be my boyfriend?" "no." "oh.. well this is Lochward."

by Joseph Steine March 27, 2012

Lockward

literally:lock/awkward. derived from the awkward moment when someone is opening the car doors and you are opening them either slightly too early or are just unaware its open.

if you were hopping into your bosses car to go get brunch and he and you are struggling in the communication department, things may get Lockward.

by Autismprime July 5, 2011

Lochard

converted name of scottish clan called the lockhards who moved to france at some point in time. lochard is prenounced lowshard. the remaining Lochards in america is weakining but it still holds a high amount in France. the kilt color consists of blue and green

man did you see lochard score the final goal. he is so good at hockey

by THE Great Lochard January 27, 2010

locharda

it is an insult used on someone who drives a Toyota corola
Based on an insult "loch"

person driving a "Toyota Corolla": Hey fucker drive faster!

person who doesn't drive a "Toyota Corolla": Suck my shlong locharda!

by beatupMimic October 31, 2021