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Lobster Claw. 

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.
I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.
Lobster Claw. by Shagga1 August 23, 2018
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lobster claw 

A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.
I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.
lobster claw by stokesdawgkillah October 9, 2011

lobster claw 

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.
'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'
lobster claw by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

lobster claw 

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.
"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."
lobster claw by markadillicus January 30, 2005

Lobster Claw 

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.
When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.
Lobster Claw by R Brown May 24, 2006

Lobster Claw 

The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.
I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.
Lobster Claw by the wrEcKless 1 January 5, 2011

Lobster Claw 

A very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment.
Lobster Claw by Doug Estey June 27, 2006
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