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loaner boner

A guy who can fill in for you when your girl wants to have sex and, for whatever reason, you are unable to handle the deed. A guy who will loan you his bone so your chick doesn't trip, and then will leave when the job is done.
Girl: What's wrong baby?

Boy: I don't know...i guess i'm tired or something.

Girl: Should I send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? Maybe he has a loaner boner I can use tonight?
loaner boner by hoo dat October 10, 2011

boner loaner 

a tease; someone who takes something that you have temporarily; someone who is a buzz-kill
Your mom's such a boner loaner
boner loaner by Kelly Lilly November 17, 2006

Loner Boner 

A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Loner Boner by Draginack September 29, 2008

loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.
The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.

loner boner 

anyone who gets a boner when alone or in a group of guys.
Ryan Nagel is a total loner boner
loner boner by michael and andrew November 7, 2010

Loner Boner 

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life
Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Loner Boner by visherin March 6, 2020