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loner-boner by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009
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Loner Boner
A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Loner Boner by Draginack September 29, 2008
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A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life
Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Loner Boner by visherin March 6, 2020
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loner boner by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
Loner Boner
When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.
Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!
Loner Boner by Poonsquasher2.0 January 10, 2012
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Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.
Loner Boner by AviatorsMan October 9, 2008
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