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Loafstick 

A Big surprise at the bottom of the bowl
Someone just squeezed a giant loafstick out in there...... it's heinous.
Loafstick by JimmyBoyzy March 5, 2011
Words you can keep
A penis, especially with relation to a female.
That woman you had illegitimate relations with last night had a lovestick.
lovestick by Marshall Ananas January 23, 2007

lopsticks 

A pair of chopsticks that have failed to distribute their mass evenly along the line of intended separation.
Dude, this is like my fourth pair of lopsticks this week!
lopsticks by syrucrosse01 March 9, 2011

Lapstick 

Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.
Thats a big ass Lapstick Dawg!

Wasup Lapstick have any plans after school?
Lapstick by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011

lolstickles 

Describes something so funny that you just cant do it justice with lolz or lolololllololllolol
Lolstickles! you caught your mom with some cable guy!? that's like LOOLOLLLLOLOLLLOLOLL, wait, no, it's lolstickles!
lolstickles by Naomilolllolol December 31, 2005

logsticks 

Someone who is the most annoying person in the world, the person who uses this as their name should not be taken seriously.
Man this guy is like the worst person ever, f***ing Logsticks!
logsticks by Das "Kallskola" gae November 28, 2017
Lovestick is a term used to refer to Joakim Haader Gregersen.
AAAAAnd it's Lovestick on drums
Lovestick by J-DAAWG January 26, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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