Lapstick
Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.
Lapstick by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011
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putting lipstick on a pig
A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.
Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
putting lipstick on a pig by Scoundrel August 10, 2004
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Lipstick Alley
Lipstick Alley was originally a website for Black women of all ethnicities, but originally only for African-American women. Now it is a website full of people masked in "digital blackface" and trolls who "doxx" people's personal information, and the moderators and The Admin are okay with that. In fact the Admin and moderators scheme behind closed doors to get rid of users they find irritating, it was revealed by a moderator that they discuss members, which is why certain members are always given warnings for no reason and then banned indefinitely. They also have favorite members, who can do no wrong. They can "doxx" and "cyber-bully" and get no warnings. They also love to use the "groan" button to show how much they dislike someone, which shows you how crazy they are.
Biased moderators include The Admin who is the worst, Chris Partlow, DadofSage, RagstoRiches, and a few others. Most of them are in digital blackface, as LSA has been sold over the years. If you want to be bullied, harassed, and stalked, then LSA is the place for you. The blocking system is flawed, it does not work, and if you ask the Admin or moderators for help, they will shun you and possibly turn the table on you and ban you, instead of the person harassing you.
There is a privacy breach, in which you cannot delete your account or data. They also collect data on each and every user.
Biased moderators include The Admin who is the worst, Chris Partlow, DadofSage, RagstoRiches, and a few others. Most of them are in digital blackface, as LSA has been sold over the years. If you want to be bullied, harassed, and stalked, then LSA is the place for you. The blocking system is flawed, it does not work, and if you ask the Admin or moderators for help, they will shun you and possibly turn the table on you and ban you, instead of the person harassing you.
There is a privacy breach, in which you cannot delete your account or data. They also collect data on each and every user.
"I don't like what you have to say on Lipstick Alley, so I'm going to GROAN you to death with the rating system! And get you banned by the Admin and the moderators!"
Response: "DAMN!"
Response: "DAMN!"
Lipstick Alley by RanRanChan September 19, 2020
whore lipstick
Hey look, Jessica's wearing her whore lipstick!
Crystal is thinking about wearing whore lipstick, tonight.
Crystal is thinking about wearing whore lipstick, tonight.
whore lipstick by Whore101 June 21, 2014
Lipstick Lullaby
Lipstick Lullaby by JaceyBlue October 24, 2012
Lipstick Nerd
An exceptionally intelligent woman, who enjoys retaining her femininity and takes pleasure in being sexy. She plucks, shaves, grooms, and wears makeup. An "A-list" nerd.
Lipstick Nerd by woolysocks September 20, 2012
Lipstick arse
When U find yourself trapped in the John scared to pull up your expensive Calvins simply due to your Rusty Bullet Hole apparently feeding a single unpassable turd slowly out onto the paper as if someone had hidden a lipstick dispenser up your arse and was slowly turning the base!
Look, its not my fault, OK? I got a fucking Lipstick Arse situation here! Go on without me and Ill catch you up!
Lipstick arse by ..WiL May 19, 2005
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