lopsticks

A pair of chopsticks that have failed to distribute their mass evenly along the line of intended separation.
Dude, this is like my fourth pair of lopsticks this week!
by syrucrosse01 February 23, 2011
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Joop

Verb - To emulate the ancient orange haired, opium smoking, banana eating Orangutan named Joop, born on September 21st, 1900.
Joopin' 24/7!

Dude, are you going to Joop out tonight?
by syrucrosse01 November 17, 2010
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