Lizam 

A loving and devoted father. Obedient son. A thoughtful person especially when you’re part of his inner circle. Loves football and plays tennis and table tennis. Not a smoker and always appear as calm, clean n tidy. Loves his wife very much.

I want to be like Lizam
Why?
He’s the best daddy a girl could ask for

Lizam by Mak3Dara February 27, 2019

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

lizard people 

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

lizard people by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.

Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.

Ho lotta lizard by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look 

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.

Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!

Lot lizard look by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Liam Payne 

the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!

Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK

Liam Payne by onedirectionpleasecomeback September 8, 2018

We're off to see the Lizard... 

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.

The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...

We're off to see the Lizard... by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2020