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little hands 

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.
Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.
little hands by jimmybomm April 22, 2021

gay little hands 

when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.
man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?

man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?

man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.
gay little hands by fartfactory June 13, 2010

Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome 

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.
Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.

handsome little devil 

My brother is such a handsome little devil.

big orange muppet with little grabby hands 

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands. 

A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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