It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.
Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.
when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.
man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?
man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?
man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.
When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.
Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.
A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.
See: pedophile
I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…
See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english
Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.
Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!