Liquish

Liquid shit; A very messy and liquid shit

Oh man I just took the biggest liquish of my life, it got all over the bathroom!

by mailboxq May 6, 2015

liquishit

(Noun) Liquishit, also known as the Squirts, is the nightmare of all fecal matter. You could be comfortably talking to a girl/boy you really like one moment, and the next moment you're clenching your fists and teeth just to resist the sudden urge to shit your pants. Once you do make it to a toilet, you destroy the bathroom. What feels like a volcanic eruption of 5 gallons of warm pudding comes violently streaming out of your asshole, causing the shit to splatter in the water quickly and splash back up all over your ass and possibly render the toilet unusable afterwards. The smell is horrific, and it's not always an easy cleanup. It is highly recomended to use a roomates item of clothing to clean the mess up and immediately burn it afterwards.

Be afraid.

Dude 1: Dude I was at this party having a great time until..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?

Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..

by BeanR July 12, 2009

Liquisha

Liquisha is the god of the washing machine religion. She is a beautiful young woman with long bright purple hair, she is married to Ratty Rodger and together they have three kids the oldest Emi, The youngest Charlotte and the middle child Lucy Sinclair who is by far the favourite/best child in the world.

I love Liquisha lots:)

by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021

laquisha

Black girl sterotype.. typically with headed hair

LaQuisha went to get her nails did

by ARose_INtha_QC July 28, 2020

linquish

to hand something over to somebody without giving up emotional attachment to the object

He turned over the chairmanship but continued to give counsel--unwanted counsel. He had relinquished the post then immediately linquished it right back.

by Una Malachica May 13, 2008

liqishit

A type of bathroom emergency similar to diarrhea- however more of a liquid than solid. The most dire excuse to go to the bathroom in any circumstance. A liqishit is all liquid with no chunks. Fucking nasty.

Jake at the party was drunk as fuck. He ate too much seafood and drank too much Miller Lite. Suddenly, a rumbling started happening in his stomach. Jake waddled over to the Porta Potty and knocked frantically. "I GOT LIQISHITS" he screamed. His bro Brag dashed out of the toilet just in time so that his friend didn't ruin his pants.

by Jake Gogolinski June 18, 2015

Laquisha

Stereotypical name for an entitled black female. The equivalent of a Karen.

Laquisha was holding up the line because she wanted her food for free.

by Shade tree July 2, 2020