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A Person who plays to much fortnite and is super lazy and does nothing but moan all day with his grandpa
Have you heard a LIPTOK turned fat
Liptok by Jackson Hindens September 9, 2021
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Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)
"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?
Lipton Dip by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007
Good mother fuckin' ice tea.
Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!
lipton by Splancer September 22, 2006

Lipton Shades 

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.
At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!
Lipton Shades by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

Liptococcus 

Liptococcus - lip-tuh-kok-uh s

verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)

Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.
Charged with illegal soliciting , indecent exposure and lud conduct, the defendants legal counsel was able to reach habeas corpus after a successful liptococcus session.
Liptococcus by Jen Hud November 23, 2017

Liptonite 

Something that causes a person to sulk. I.e Have a Protruding Bottom Lip a.k.a. Have a

lip on
Thanks for taking me shooting Uncle. Dad had a right lip on because he didn't go. It was pure Liptonite.
Liptonite by The real Giz August 10, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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