In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.
At my friends bachelor party, we had some skankystripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!
verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)
Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.
Charged with illegal soliciting , indecent exposure and lud conduct, the defendants legal counsel was able to reach habeas corpus after a successful liptococcus session.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.