Liptok

A very weird and gay/lesbian human being who is obsessed with The worst stuff on the planet

A Liptok is gay

by Jackson Hindens September 8, 2021

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Liptok

A Person who plays to much fortnite and is super lazy and does nothing but moan all day with his grandpa

Have you heard a LIPTOK turned fat

by Jackson Hindens September 9, 2021

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Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)

"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?

by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007

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lipton

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

by Splancer September 22, 2006

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In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

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Liptococcus

Liptococcus - lip-tuh-kok-uh s

verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)

Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.

Charged with illegal soliciting , indecent exposure and lud conduct, the defendants legal counsel was able to reach habeas corpus after a successful liptococcus session.

by Jen Hud November 23, 2017

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